I LOATHE YOU DUSTIN MCCLANNAHAN!

As your Tv i must sincerely apologize for what I am about to say. In general, everything about you is disgusting. You sit there all day and make me play your stupid tv shows about odd medical mysterys and historical battles. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. Your crushing me. I work all day from the early mornings while you sit and eat breakfast in your living room to the late nights where your little brother screams at me. something about "Lag?". I want you to know how much you disrespect me. You leave me on, you never say hello, you dont write, you dont call. I feel as if I am just sitting on a table, and the whole world is at your finger tips. but you watch the SAME SHOWS!. by the way, the morning yoga with the hot chicks on the beach is getting old. Nobody is that happy when they are in the burning sun doing yoga on a towel. Sand would be everywhere! As I said before dustin I hate you. I dont want to be your tv anymore.

I love Ninjas

Silent, sneaky, and witty. Who doesnt want to be a ninja? Often times I fantasize about coming out of the shadows and fighting my foes with pinpoint accuracy and deadly swiftness. Sometimes, people in my life refer to me as being a ninja. I may be the tallest ninja in the world. Often times, ninjas are short and stalking but I am a leading front for the wide eyed, american, skinny, tall ninjas. We do best at hiding behind trees and lamp posts. But let me tell you what, ninjas stick together. A ninja is never without his counterpart, weather it be an peasent farmer or suburbian middie. Ninjas and I are a perfect counter part. My life would be incomplete without the ninjas in my life. I actually have my own ninja clan (Dana Heinaman, Lindsey Sullivan, Erica Mudd, and David Wise) NINJAS KICK ***!!